PM: You dickhead! Why can’t you control yourself? My wife so ugly, i also don’t have affair! Now look what you’ve done! If I don’t call a by-election, people will say I scared of WP! I will have no moral authority to lead if people think I scared of WP!
WP: Ho say liau! Kio Tio Liau! Lai lai lai ah!
CSJ: Should I go on hunger strike until PM calls a by-election?
KJ: Must somehow find a link between Punggol East and my late father to give me legitimacy to run there…
SPP: I got no candidates to offer anyway. Might as well ‘por’ WP a bit.
NSP: Nicole Seah prettier than Li Lian, we sure win one…
TJS: I must be prepared to serve in any capacity….
TKL: If I run, will I lose my deposit again?
TCB: If I run, will TJS sabo me again?
Benjamin Pwee: Elect me! Don’t worry, I not handsome, guarantee won’t have affair one!