SF: The weird new kid on the block.
5 4 32 weak parties.
WP: The mild and meek party.
NSP: The old men’s party.
RP: The Resignations Party, aka The KJ fan club. Nos declining, apparently.
SPP: The soon-to-be-extinguished beacon party.
SDP: The party for those who suck at Monopoly..
USD: The secret party.
DPP: The vampire party.
PAP: The old man’s party.